A member who was sitting next to Joe Simoes, the new UHW Kaiser division chief and former HERE member activist (!), during the Kaiser vote count has shared the story of Joe's call in to Zombie HQ to report the results. (As previously reported, Joe was the lone Zombie at the count.)
His call went something like this:
Joe: Hey, I have the results of the vote count.
Zombie on the Phone: Ok. What happened?
Joe: I have good news and bad news. What do you want first?
Zombie on the Phone: Good.
Joe: Well, we got more votes than we did in Santa Rosa. But we got killed.
Well, it is true that SEIU did get more than 13 votes in the Kaiser election!
ps There was also some concern that Joe is the proud owner of a shitzu. Apparently those who know the breed insist that shitzus, by nature, are deeply pro-NUHW.
